Everybody had to pay and pay

Lou Reed was shaken to his core after seeing a hooker yelling at a wino in Harlem. He was there buying pot for his drum circle.

So he ran home and wrote “Walk On The Wild Side”.

As it happens, ol’ Lou didn’t witness jack shit.

Madonna politics

“If you vote for Hillary Clinton I will give you a blowjob,” Madonna told a packed crowd at New York City’s Madison Square Garden on Tuesday, first reported by The Hill.

“And I’m good,” boasted the 58-year-old Queen of Pop, during her opening act for comedian Amy Schumer.


“I am not a douche, and I am not a tool. I take my time,” boasted the Like a Virgin singer. “I maintain eye contact, and I do swallow.”

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