Negus eat free

Have you downloaded the Equitable App yet?

Graham has gotsta pay

Graham has gotsta pay

Get your slice of the pie! EquiTable (formerly Equipay) solves the problem of splitting dinner bills AND economic discrimination based on gender and race, all in one. Just enter your info and EquiTable’s “”affirmative fractions”” algorithm splits the bill based on wage inequality, as measured by the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics.

LaQwanda wondering why she had to pay at all.

LaQwanda wondering why she had to pay at all.

My favorite thing about this app is that it’s not a joke.

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Friday’s Meat Depleat

Gents, due to rampant gayness my weekend starts right now. Cheers.

An innocent bystander
Somehow I got stuck between a rock and a hard place
And I’m down on my luck

Send lawyers guns and money.

A&T Sampler
lum0

Chicken Tenders
lum3

Lean Jerky

LA Street Taco
lum9

Twin Filet
lum5

Tingas
lum6

Porterhouse
lum7

Veal Cutlet
lum8

Power Biscuit
lum2

Bon appetite los animales!

We Meat on Friday

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night keeps Captain Stabbin’ from the swift completion of his appointed rounds just outside of US jurisdiction in international waters.

Shaved Parmesan
jal1

Turkey Clube
jal2

Jalapeño Bully Poppers

A&T Classico
jal5

Steak au Poivre
jal6

Porterhouse
jal7

Grubsteak
jal8

Scooter Pie
jal9

Bon appetite los animales!