Now you know what he meant.
World War I. The Western Front. Opposing generals would call down heavy artillery onto the heads of war weary soldiers.
2017. East Gitchee Goomee Houses. Heavy is called on an unfortunate sista.
Big booty Judy was there.
Readers may know him better as ‘Gerard Depardieu’.
22. Polish. Miami resident. Miss TDT 2017.
Ordinary women rarely land such accolades, but Sandra Kubicka is no ordinary woman.
She is, in fact, a vision.
Two days a month!
Some guy, somewhere is DEFINITELY not tired of her shit!
Sandra has style…
… and as it happens, her ass checks out.
Sandra is perpetually hungered.
For this we are thankful.
Congratulations, Sandra, and good luck ducking all the 4-alarm sauseetch that will come screaming your way now that you’re an award winning Miss TDT.
They asked Riley Reid, Cassandra Cain, Aubrey Sinclair, Abella Danger, Piper Perri, Bella Doll, Riley Reyes, Harmony Cage, Leya Falcon, Mocha Menage, Bobbi Dylan, Alison Rey, Rizzo ford, Georgia Jones the same question:
“Have You Had Sex With A Fan?”
The black porn stars seem pretty cool. Jotting down their names for intensive follow up.
[Scene: Two gringos on the outskirts of the Pampas…]
Not much room for a pool is there?
We own all the land. We have already made arrangements for relocating the cemetery.
You’re kidding. I mean, that’s sacrilegious, isn’t it?
Don’t worry about it. After all, it’s not ancient tribal burial ground. It’s just… people. We have done it before.”
Well, this village elder keeps talking of a meat ghost that’s gonna-
Silence, you fool!
Bon appetite los animales!