My fascination grows with every watch.
People ask me all the time, ‘hey man, where do you get all that energy?‘
Answer: my personal trainer – and now she’s sharing her secrets with everyone.
Ah. College kids.
I was catching a video of the sunset saw this McLaren run a stop sign and make a kid fall off his skateboard. You can hear the skateboard in the video. The passenger of the McLaren yelled something at him and the next thing I heard was a SMASH! The windshield was completely shattered.
Oh everyone has an opinion on everything but who among us brought snacks?
Tie on ye feedbags merry gentlemen, for it shall be at least another fortnight before we can bareback multiple asiatic masseuses at the Blowhole Spa, you know, the one above the Mikado’s Karate Den on Shabazz Avenue.
Bon appetite los animales!
We get it, Amy Schumer need attention, but is there anything (besides improving her comedy) that Amy Schumer won’t try in hopes to stay relevant?
She wanted to be a fat, yet sexy everywoman. She wanted sympathy because she isn’t as hot as a model. She wanted to be a relatable whore. Now she is playing the part of a good girl who was raped – and needs more sympathy.
Amy, please get pulled over by the cops, drop a few “you know what I’m sayin’s”. Then they can mistake you for a black person, and get you the fuck shot, and we can all weep at your funeral.